This is kind of a short, random, slightly amusing post. I don't really have anything to say, but I was looking at the search phrases that have brought people to my little blog, and I found some of them rather funny. Some of them actually make sense, like "art at Gordon College" or names of people I've quoted like "Jann Semkow" or "Margo Buccini." Others, however, make little to no sense at all. Let's see what we've got.
* "I guess today" -- You guess today... what? Who searches for a phrase like that, and just how many million hits did they get on the search engine?
* "that I have my shopping cart" -- Um... complete phrase anyone? And why are you looking for info on who has a shopping cart?
* "and stone chips in" -- This person is apparently also a fan of fragments that make no sense. Now I'm wondering where I was talking about stone chips...
* "Berry College and Dada and Neo-Classicism and drawing and..." -- Ok, I admit... this one was me. I wanted to see how many random art-related phrases I had to type into Google before I could get my blog to come up. Here's a hint... it's a lot.
* "What do I do when black stuff is on my shell collection" -- Seriously? Wtf? How did this pull up my blog? Where was I talking about black stuff on shells? Did I drunk post again? Jeez. And how should I know what to do when you have black stuff on your shell collection? If it was me, I'd assume my shells had caught the black plague, don a Hazmat suit, and carry them out to the dump to bury them six feet under the ground in a pretty (yet safe) little shell collection funeral.
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